My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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