we're blogging at a bar
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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