were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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