She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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