just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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