I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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