I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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