shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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