Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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