So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Randomize
