Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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