I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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