"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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