My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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