so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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