Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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