My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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