apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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