well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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