As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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