can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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