ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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