We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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