You're my little dorito
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I just found a bag of teeth...
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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