Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
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