Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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