No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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