Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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