love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
My feet surprised me
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