Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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