Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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