I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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