I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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