White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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