I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
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