gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
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