8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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