I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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