what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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