they need to just BURY HIM!
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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