Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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