The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Randomize