is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
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