idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
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