omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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