Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Randomize
