I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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