So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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