Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
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