Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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