were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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