I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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