hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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