But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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