i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
